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Go Kaijo

Gay swimmers and gay basketballers, that's it that is the tumblr (now with gay cyclists as well!)

Friendly reminder that requests are beautiful and welcomed always

kurokonotext:

dbag aomine strikes again ft. autocorrect

gom friendly reunion

[1], [2], [3]

//i changed a few details lol//

kurokonotext:

"Welcome to Smooth Marriage Proposal 101, my name is Aomine Daiki and I’ll be your instructor this semester"

Submitted by hellagaysportsmen

Anonymous
: "Try harder, idiot."

catatoniccoincidence:

hellagaysportsmen:

catatoniccoincidence:

hellagaysportsmen:

image

didn’t know i was trying to do something but here anon

It’s a penis

No, it’s a dildo. I suggest you to learn the difference asap. It might be important in the future

My observation skills are top notch. In the fact that they aren’t. I will come across this problem one day and not realize the difference until much later when I’m at lunch with my grandmother and then I’ll freeze and be like ‘Oh..’

"SO THEY DIDN’T RIP OFF SOME GUY’S DICK AFTER ALL. THAT’S GREAT NEWS"

Anonymous
: "Try harder, idiot."

catatoniccoincidence:

hellagaysportsmen:

image

didn’t know i was trying to do something but here anon

It’s a penis

No, it’s a dildo. I suggest you to learn the difference asap. It might be important in the future

: "Omg! I had read all your fics and I love them because the Kikasa is just not enough and you make the ship better with your fics and I love them~~ and if you are still accepting requests, how about Kise and Kasamatsu having to babysit Kise's little niece (assuming one of his sisters is married or something) I just wanna see these two as worried and dorky dads~~"

This might be the cutest fic I’ve ever written, so I’d like to thank you a lot and apologize for the terrible delay

Title: Better Than Expected

Rated: T

Summary:When Ryouta asks him to help him take care of his niece, Yukio isn’t exactly optimistic about it. But apparently the Kise family always has a way of surprising him.

Read it on Ao3

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"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)
cywscross:

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cywscross:

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y-oumu:

君に届け〗- kimi ni todoke

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

so i’ve never played dmmd so please correct me if i’m wrong

  • you are aoba
  • everybody wants to fuck you
  • including your dog
  • you also want to be fucked by your dog
  • and pretty much everyone
  • a robot wants to fuck you too
  • actually everything does
  • trees be hitting on you
  • there are murders i think???????

animaegan:

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

DMMd in a nutshell

Kaijou High school watching the game

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

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